Max's Snackses

Some of you have expressed concern that my lack of posts meant I...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:10:19 -0400

Some of you have expressed concern that my lack of posts meant I haven’t been eating. But it’s quite the opposite. There are just so many kibbles and so little time!

Please do NOT touch this bone. It’s mine.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 11:47:59 -0400

Please do NOT touch this bone. It’s mine.

Memorial Day weekend is here and I know a lot of you (myself...

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:35:00 -0400

Memorial Day weekend is here and I know a lot of you (myself included) are always looking for secrets to that special summer beach body. For a low-calorie diet, I recommend kibbles.

But my favorite way to reveal a more slender self is this: Get a haircut!

As a connoisseur of fine eats, I’m always thinking about...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:47:29 -0400

As a connoisseur of fine eats, I’m always thinking about where my food comes from, its sources, its story. Today’s kibbles, for example, came all the way from the bin by the refrigerator.

2012! I can’t believe it. In dog years that means it is...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:57:44 -0500

2012! I can’t believe it. In dog years that means it is now 2012. For this new year, I have two resolutions: Eat more kibbles. And remember to put my napkin on my lap at the dinner table.

Oh boy oh boy it’s finally here: hockey season! Go Sharks!...

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 12:14:37 -0400

Oh boy oh boy it’s finally here: hockey season! Go Sharks! To celebrate my third favorite animal (after rottweilers and Tims) I’m now using my special new kibble container, courtesy of Auntie Lindsey and Uncle Nadav. Thanks guys!

Oh my gosh! Hurricane Irene hit my kibble! I’m so scared

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 09:44:44 -0400

Oh my gosh! Hurricane Irene hit my kibble! I’m so scared

Sometimes, it’s under the refrigerator. Sometimes,...

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:28:25 -0400

Sometimes, it’s under the refrigerator. Sometimes, it’s under my bed. Sometimes, it’s under Tim’s desk. Sometimes, it’s just behind the bowl. And once, it was actually in between my paw pads. Regardless, whenever you want to store some kibbles in a safe, secret place, you must (must!) keep the kibbles somewhere you’ll remember later on.

Oh boy! I must confess: I was starting to think that I was...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 11:47:29 -0400

Oh boy! I must confess: I was starting to think that I was getting a bit chubby. But then I went and got my summer haircut and realized it was all fur. Apparently, I’m really skinny. You know what that means? More kibbles!

God bless America and kibbles! Oh boy!

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 13:43:54 -0400

God bless America and kibbles! Oh boy!

I’m thinking of doing a juice fast. Anyone have tips on...

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:37:33 -0400

I’m thinking of doing a juice fast. Anyone have tips on getting the most juice out of kibbles?

The first bite of my breakfast tasted a little unusual today, so...

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 13:57:00 -0400

The first bite of my breakfast tasted a little unusual today, so I lay down under my favorite chair to think about it for a while. Then I went back to my bowl and tried again. The rest of it tasted great! I think it was all in my head. Oh boy!

Today I ate approximately 70 kibbles for lunch.

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:18:12 -0400

Today I ate approximately 70 kibbles for lunch.

I don’t know what to say. This kibble is just so good.

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 17:32:47 -0400

I don’t know what to say. This kibble is just so good.

This is what I ate for breakfast: kibbles.

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 10:54:05 -0400

This is what I ate for breakfast: kibbles.

Happy Father’s Day, Tim! I would offer to share this...

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 10:01:12 -0400

Happy Father’s Day, Tim! I would offer to share this delicious kibble breakfast with you, but I kind of want it all to myself. Oh boy!

Anyone have ideas on what to do with kibble leftovers? Not sure...

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 13:05:11 -0400

Anyone have ideas on what to do with kibble leftovers? Not sure I can finish this today.

Oh boy! TGIF! Friday’s off to a great start.

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:57:34 -0400

Oh boy! TGIF! Friday’s off to a great start.

Usually I go for my morning walk and then come back and eat my...

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 10:42:34 -0400

Usually I go for my morning walk and then come back and eat my breakfast, but today I was so excited to see this kibble in my bowl that I ate it first thing in the morning. I have to say it gave me a little extra spring in my step when we went outside. I might do this more often! Oh boy!

Oh boy special birthday brunch! Happpppy birthday to me! I mean,...

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 09:54:45 -0400

Oh boy special birthday brunch! Happpppy birthday to me! I mean, happy birthday to Tim! Happy birthday everyone!